For as long as we can remember, the female anatomy has fallen into three distinct categories; legs, tits and ass. While most men undoubtably appreciate all three, isn’t it true that some guys prefer an ample bosom over a great pair of gams? And vice versa. Well, this post is dedicated to the ass man.

What makes anal sex so appealing to men, anyway? I’ve been out of the dating game for a while, but in chatting with some of my singles, it would seem this is still the case. Is it the taboo nature of the act itself? I mean, are we really meant to put something in there? The plumbing certainly doesn’t support it. I don’t know many girls who haven’t given it a shot, but none of them seem to include anal sex among their preferred sexual positions. Without sounding too vanilla, I’d just like to say it’s trickier than it seems. Anal beads and other goodies, indeed. But taking it up the shoot on a regular basis seems unreasonable.

It doesn’t happen as easily as it does in porn, fellas. There’s a lot of necessary preparation – and meditation – that must take place before you enter by way of the back door. A nice massage, some deep breathing, wine and perhaps a little weed have all proven effective leading up to the act itself. But if it doesn’t work out, don’t be discouraged. The stars must be aligned. The all mighty tukus gods must be smiling down on you.

I’ve met girls who have climaxed during anal sex, so there must be something to this age old act that might be worth exploring. What do you think possums, am I being a prude or is there more to it?