Santa baby, slip some saki under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down to Yaletown tonight

Santa baby, a Mini Cooper convertible too, light blue
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down to Yaletown tonight

Think of all the Canucks games I’ve missed
Think of how Bieksa and I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you’d put me on the Bar None VIP list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and Quayside Marina has
Got a spot
I’ve been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down to Yaletown tonight

Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do need, a pure breed
A teacup chihuahua pup
Santa cutie, and hurry down to Yaletown tonight

Santa baby, fill my stocking with yoga pants, and macarons from France
Sign over some inheritance now
Santa baby, and hurry down to Yaletown tonight

Come and try my Christmas cake
I’ll wear the frock you bought me at Basquiat
I really do believe in you
Especially if you add a gift card to Glowbal Group
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, lot’s of bling
I mean some serious ice
Santa baby, and hurry down to Yaletown tonight

Hurry down to Yaletown tonight
Hurry down to Yaletown tonight